please watch this cat talking to her babies
if any of my posts deserved to get a lot of notes its this one
THE CUTENESS!!!! This video is fucking adorable!!
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.
so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB
HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D
let this die in peace
Someone needs to continue this tradition
I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.