iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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nursingisinmyblood:

appropriately-inappropriate:

First year epidemiology in a nutshell. 

This cracked me up

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harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

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expressyourcraziness:

dorkstrider:

i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years ago

Re -blogging this 5ever

expressyourcraziness:

dorkstrider:

i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years ago

Re -blogging this 5ever

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

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I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.
Brian Andreas, Story People (via ohfairies)

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dezzoi:

johnny-worthington:

pitbulllady:

theinsanityofamanatee:

I can’t seriously be the only one to realize the Perry’s have an incredibly unique scaring method,Right?

They enter the room disguised as a perfect normal human being,And halfway through OUT COME THE TENTACLES AND HOLY SHIT FOUR ARMS AND WE CAN SEE TERRI’S FACE AND BOOP THERE IS TERRY TOO AND HOLY SHIT THAT IS NOT A HUMAN AT ALL.

(Also their front teeth are literally mirrored from each other HOW AWESOME IS THAT)

IMO, the Perry Bros. are the scariest monsters, by far, because they can really fuck with a kid’s head.  They make a kid think that a parent in walking in, and then they pull out the stops. You know that’s gonna leave a kid with some major emotional issues!

YEAH THEY’RE THE SCARIEST. SQUISHY DOES NOT COME CLOSE TO THEM IN TERMS OF ABILITY. Like…I’m pretty sure that falls into the “Uncanny Valley” phobia, where humans recognize something that resembles a human, but it isn’t and it’s 100x more terrifying. 

Legit scared me in theaters. I was all like, “daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayumm!!!!”

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